My mom sent me an email with some jokes about little Mark. The one below especially, put a big grin on my face 😀
Little Mark on math
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Mark. He replies, “None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies,”The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then little Mark says, “I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
- One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
- The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
- The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Mark replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on’, but I like your thinking.”
Hehe
Seeing Birth Control is now a sin and seeing I’m so totally religious and don’t want to commit any sins, in the future I’ll just gobble down the top and suck the “cone” then 😛
Lol! I heard it before, but it still made me laugh. 🙂
hehe. Little Mark is called “Johnny” here in the states. I remember reading that joke a while ago.. always enjoy them. 🙂
Haha those are awesome! 😛
I Like your thinking!!
I’ve heard that joke before, but here little Mark is “Pepito” (lol). It made me laugh though, it never gets old XD
Lol Tom 😀
LOL. Dirty jokes are the best :).
LOL! i’m so telling that joke to my boyfriend when he gets out of the shower. that’s cute.
Lol I love jokes like that involving witty little kids.. so cute!
ROFL! In semi-response to your latest blog post, I have not heard that one before so that was great. XD