Little Mark

My mom sent me an email with some jokes about little Mark. The one below especially, put a big grin on my face 😀

Little Mark on math
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Mark. He replies, “None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies,”The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then little Mark says, “I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

• One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
• The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
• The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Mark replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on’, but I like your thinking.”

Hehe

Seeing Birth Control is now a sin and seeing I’m so totally religious and don’t want to commit any sins, in the future I’ll just gobble down the top and suck the “cone” then 😛