27 Questions

Stolen from Accio.nu, and she stole it from Calmbanana.co.uk and she stole it from TheDailyMeme.com.
*Note – some questions contain sarcastic answers. Read at your own risk

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Oh yeah, EVERY DAY! Everybody here reading my blog who’s from Munich – raise your hand!

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
I edit the brightness and I make a tonal value correction.

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Who doesn’t?

4. Do you lie in your blog?
Of course! My name is actually Jeanette and I live in Brazil <3
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Passive-aggressive? I’m not quite sure what that means but I’m only aggressive when I’m highly annoyed by something.

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
Haha, all the time!

7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
Nowadays, a person who’s not in therapy isn’t normal 🙂 I’m not in therapy but I should be!

8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
It’s been long since I got a mean comment last – I don’t know what I did with it. I guess I’d just leave it and move on. I don’t fake nice ones though.

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
Rubbed on out? Like… farting? ALL the time (no kidding)

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
I don’t know if they’d like me more or less but I’d be different. I can’t express myself well in English.

11. Do you have a job?
Yes, I do

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Define full-time, please.

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Everyone, of course.

14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
Helga (Wait – was that just a dream?)

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Yes, I act like I have more money than I really have because I tend to buy things I really don’t need whilst my account is in the red numbers.

16. Does your family read your blog?
Nope

17. How old is your blog?
THIS blog is almost two years old, but I have been blogging since… 2003/04?

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
More than 1000??? Haha, yeah! (NOT) Do I care? No! It’s the quality of the visitors that matters, not the quantity (aawww)

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
Yes. I blog at www.eattracyspussy.org about being the slut I am! Whoops – now you know…

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
Why should I?

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Which money?

22. Is blogging narcissistic?
At www.eattracyspussy.org it is!

23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
I actually do, yes.

24. Do you like John Mayer?
I only know one song – and that I love. So… I don’t know John Mayer and I don’t know if I like him or not.

25. Do you have enemies?
Offline – no. Online – I don’t know. Do you want to tell me?

26. Are you lonely?
No

27. Why bother?
Because!